spasma


a combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
the condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.
dude, settle down. don’t forget about your spasma.

or

what’s wrong with j?
oh, he’s got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

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