Spastic Songster
someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.
jim: “seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!”
joe: “sorry, i can’t help it. i’m a spastic songster.”
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