spastitute
a spastic who’s general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proist-tution and or drug addiction. having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spast-tutes now have a niche market in the world of prost-tution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. it is rumoured that 3 spast-tutes actually have a hidden b-m dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.
h-llo their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?
why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there’s an angry spast-tute in my boot gagging on a c-ntflannel.
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