spasturbation
1. masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!
guy: yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.
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