Spatch-bagel


a person who is weird or creepy. this kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
girl 1:”hey why don’t you dance with matt?”
girl 2: “psh h-llna he’s such a spatch-bagel. he comments all my pictures on mysp-ce and i barely know him!”

the spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself…all day

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