spaten scale
a scale to rate atractiveness. the scale ranges from 0 – 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as “p-ss out”. lower scores mean more atractiveness. the name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. it originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)hey, that 7 spaten b-tch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)f-ck you -sshole! i’d have to p-ss out first before i’d go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)wtf man, i’ll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother f-cker just reached p-ss out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)ya, best but the pr-ck another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
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