Spatulized


to be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

the word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
oliver: “you’re ugly.”

joshua: “shut up or i’ll spatulize you!”

or

elisabeth: “that dude just spatulized me. i hate him”

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