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term used to describe abandoned drinks at a party or bar. the name comes from the spaulding smails character in the film “caddyshack” who cruises around the country club drinking people’s leftovers. first used in natick, ma in the year 1992.
nick didn’t pay for a drink all night because he found so many spauldings around the bar!

he was so drunk at the red sox game because he stumbled across a bunch of spauldings.
to completely f-ck over a single person or group.
wow, well it looks like gerill just pulled a spaulding on us.
a nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristics:

1.) speech impediment which results in a r-t-rded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/forrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; “ok, but”, “but you get what i’m saying?”, “you see what i’m saying”, “imagine this”.
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn’t even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) s-xually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: “beat that -ss”
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.

– it must be stated that a spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. –
coworker: “hey spaulding, how’s it going?”

spaudling: “not bad.”

coworker: “did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?”

spaulding: “you see (coworker), this is why i hate you, because you always start rumors. -then attacks coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said coworker placing one hand on spaulding’s chest and slamming him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.-

coworker: “don’t ever hit me again you little f-cking piece of sh-t, or i will kill you motherf-cker.”

spaulding: “i’m gonna beat that -ss”

spaulding’s eyes fill with tears.

here is a doc-mented poem written by a filthy hippie who goes by the alias of “donovan”. this is the poem:

planes, tanks and mammoths
i said you are ignorant
beat that rump so hard.

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a nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristic s:

1.) speech impediment which results in a r-t-rded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; “ok, but”, “but you get what i’m saying?”, “you see what i’m saying”, “imagine this”.
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn’t even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) s-xually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: “beat that -ss”
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.

– it must be stated that a spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. –

a spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
coworker: “hey spaulding, how’s it going?”

spaudling: “not bad.”

coworker: “did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?”

spaulding: “you see (coworker), this is why i hate you, because you always start rumors. -then attacks coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said coworker placing one hand on spaulding’s chest and slamming him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.-

coworker: “don’t ever hit me again you little f-cking piece of sh-t, or i will kill you motherf-cker.”

spaulding: “i’m gonna beat that -ss”

spaulding’s eyes fill with tears.

here is a doc-mented poem written by an atheist that describes the original spaulding. this is the poem:

planes, tanks and mammoths
i said you are ignorant
beat that rump so hard.
the act of “doggy style” intercourse while jamming ones thumb into the females -n-l cavity, and clamping lower jaw. also known as “grudge f-ck”.
i totaly spaulding styled that b-tch.