spautistic


the inability to become interested in or excited by sporting activities. in the same way that sufferers of autism have trouble empathising and relating to other people, spautistic people lack the ability to see why sports are so endlessly fascinating to the rest of humanity, and may suffer social marginalisation as a result. sufferers of spautism are born with the condition. at present, there is no known cure.
1) person a: “what team do you support?”
person b: “no-one: i’m spautistic, ok?”

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