spawntaneous
being sp-wntaneous means being ready to sp-wn (have s-x) at any time.
after they’d had s-x on the ferris wheel, ricky looked at betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, “i wuv you! you’re so sp-wntaneous!”
in response, betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.
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