Spaz Chariot
the wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.
normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.
for obvious reasons, the ‘spaz chariot pilot’ is often a subject of ridicule. “zoooooooom” “whooooosh” noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.
check it out, that dudes cruising the spaz chariot like a demon!
perfect example of a disabled and/or crippled gangsters preferable mode of transportation. for those mandem dat been brapdnpopop ‘n’ shankd in the ghettos & need a gangster bling replacement for the legs they never use, this in conjunction with a 99% kfc diet & they wonder why they’re a race ov horrific whales! best served with gold plated 12”inch rimms regardless of paying taxes or child suport for the 11 children uv sp-wnd with la queeefa & her enormous rump! i’ll just order another 10 piece bucket it’l be fine>&cheating on laqeefa with the fatfighters over 40’s white sl-t brigade that n-body wants due to infertility & saggynes. this is also how one attains the widely coverted gangster limp u have to be shot on @ least 2 occations to exccute the limp with correct precition. turbos,nos & spoilers have been fitted successfully enabling a rappidz blend from any breh dat say sumink naaa wat am sayyin
rappidz spaz chariot
insane spazz chariot digg the chrome 12″inchers shame your disabled
by far the most stylish disabled person in the council estate & your claming benefits for a real reason
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