Spazbag


a person(s) who freaks out over anything and everything but on a level that is annoying and bordering douchebaggery spazbags were born without the common sense chromosome leading to rants and raves that make no sense.
j- “omg i just felt a rain drop! but before i open my umbrella i have to clean it off with alcohol because someone may have touched it then i might catch a cold and send me to the hospital and i will lose my job and and …”

t – “dude.. quit being a spazbag and stfu!”

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