spazmaturity


random moments or comments of maturity from seemingly immature people.

also known as a ‘spazmaturic episode’.
jon showed great spazmaturity when the very unhelpful i.t tech said they could not supply him with a replacement mac keyboard… on any other day he would have sent a very abusive email, phone call, and/or letterbomb.

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