spazmonkey
spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is ‘r-t-rded’, a ‘fool’.
don’t look at me like that, you f-ckin’ spazmonkey!
someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
a fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.
tuck your trakies in your socks and let’s join spazmonkey.
a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.
stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you f-ckin spaz monkey!
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