spaztard


an extremely special person with a mental problem. used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.
wow, your such a spaztard!
n. an individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. credit belongs to canadian k. fellows for coining the term in 2000.
calm down, you f-cking spaztard!
someone who is a cross between spaz and r-t-rded. often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.
‘isdfhsdkfgsdfg!’
‘lol, you spaztard.’
a delightful combination of spaztic and r-t-rd. the eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!
annie: andy! you are such a spaztard!!! dude!!!
someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. also known as noob.
harry : ‘i just ate a shoe herrduurp’

michael : ‘you spaztard.’
an extremely r-t-rded spastic. a cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. spaztard > spastic > r-t-rd. also spelt spastard. but only spaztards spell it like that.
me- i dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

some other guy- you spastard

me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

same other guy- how do you know how i spell it.

me- i stalk you on twitter, facebook, instagram.
a peron who emcomp-sses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
spastic + r-t-rd = spaztard

usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in sh-t

also a polite version of f-cktard
lydia you f-cking spaztard

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