Spazturbation


otherwise known as spazturbating, it involves the combination of a spaz or idiot, who decides to do something gay on or around you for no reason.

often ends up in either a fight or a cheap laugh, as well as either the spazturbator or the victim to be called gay for the next month or so, or even worse turns into a h-m-s-xual.
boy 1: oi! what are you doing?!

boy 2: i’m just thrusting my pelvis extremely close to your head.

boy 1: aaaah! spazturbation! get a girlfriend!
otherwise known as spazturbating, it involves the combination of a spaz or idiot, who decides to do something gay on or around you for no reason.

often ends up in either a fight or a cheap laugh, as well as either the spazturbator or the victim to be called gay for the next month or so, or even worse turns into a h-m-s-xual.

boy 1: oi! what are you doing?!

boy 2: i’m just thrusting my pelvis extremely close to your head.

boy 1: aaaah! spazturbation! get a girlfriend!

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