speaking to my girlfriend
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a d-ck
his mates – dude lets play cod!
boyfriend – i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
his mates – f-ck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend – ehhhh ken
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