Speaklexia


dyslexia while speaking. or mixing up your words and vowels when you speak.
mark: hey whats up mary?
mary: nothing really, just booking a read.
mark: i think you mean reading a book.
mary: dammit! i hate having speaklexia!

john: a dyxeslic man walks into a bar.

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