speaktard
1. n. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking
2. n. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking
adj. speaktarded
charles: “hey cutie, i’m, my name umm.. i mean beer?”
random girl: “was that a question or something?”
charles: “yes.. can i buy it?”
random girl: “you’re scaring me what the h-ll are you talking about?”
charles: “what the h-ll are you talking about?”
leo: “please excuse my friend, he’s a speaktard.”
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