special agent oso
a f-cked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to “help” children accomplish remedial tasks. usually can’t wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. gets the answers from the audience and his wristw-tch. his best friends include a pretentious wolf, a r-t-rded hillbilly rac–n or squirrel lookin hoochie named “dotty” and some f-ckin james earl jones soundin n-gg- who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. his vehicles include a f-ggot french train named rr rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. obviously a sandusky f-ggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.
little billy: special agent oso what are you doin here? are you here on a special -ssignment?
agent oso: why don’t you come find out.
billy’s mom: billy where are you?
agent oso: oh sh-t i better dip on outta this b-tch. hit it whirly bird.
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