Special John


(n.)
1. a person who is very h-rny and typical jerks off to p-rn of men jerking off.

2. someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amus-m-nt. example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite s-x.
1.wow with all that c-m on your face reminds me of special john.

2.stop acting like a special john and get your head out from inside the toilet.

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