Special Pizza Delivery
a special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have s-x with her. but just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.
there is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try’s to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
“…ok, i’m coming over. should i wear my special pizza delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming cl-ss?”
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