Speciphobia
a phobia of being specific. people with this fear are known to be driven into a frenzy when asked too many questions and frequently reply with: “i must be vague!” most commonly misdiagnosed in teenages when their parents ask them questions about their life.
mom: so how was your day?
kid: fine.
mom: what did you do?
kid: stuff.
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- aphrophillia
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- Fruiting
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