Specjaculate
an explosion of speculation over something very small.
that guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.
verb
to cause a fanboy to spontaneously -j-c-l-t- over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.
mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored apple ivideophonepod.
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