Spectral Jackhammer
when the protagonist dons 1980’s-style wraparound sungl-sses with neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.
a proper spectral jackhammer should be preformed while listening to “one night in bangkok!”
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