spedgie
similar to a ‘wedgie’ except for the fact that it is caused by spandex for running or playing sports like volleyball.
after volleyball practice, katya said, “dana, my spandex are so uncomfortable?!?!?!?! this is preposterous!!!!!”
“maybe it’s because you have a spedgie….” said dana.
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