spedpeed
the act of having urinated as fast as is humanly possible; while observing all appropriate protocols and procedures (i.e. wiping, (if necessary) flushing, and washing etc.) in order to hurry back quickly to whatever it was you were doing previously. (i.e. chatting, playing poker, gaming, cooking, entertaining etc..)
example from online poker room chat text:
eve: brb, gotta pee
adam: k
(26 seconds later)
eve: k back
adam: well that was quick!
abel: jesus, did you change your mind?
cain: did you teleport? lol
eve: lol, no i just spedpeed… didn’t wanna miss the next hand…
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