Speed Away


a game sort of like rugby but better. the rules are that you make run with the ball and p-ss to anyone anywhere. you may bounce p-ss, but it can only bounce once. if the ball bounces more than once, it is the other teams ball. if tagged and has the ball, it is the other teams ball. you may kick the ball. if possession of the ball changes, you must kick it to another team mate, or to yourself. the scoring systems is as follows: a throw in the goal 1 point, a kick into the goal 2 points. you may tackle and push and shove as you wish. no pads. no shirts (unless female).
hey man! wanna go play speed away with the football team?

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