Speed Beer
speed beer is a relatively new drinking made up by jeph jaques for his comic “questionable content”.
it involves sledding and a h-ll of a lot of beer.
you will need:
-a big snowy hill
-cookie pans/ cafeteria trays/ sleds
-a lot of beer (a keg will do nicely)
-a designated person to make sure you don’t get hypothermia from p-ssing out in the snow
-plastic cups
the rules are fairly simple:
-take your beer, and sleds (cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-fill your cup
-now sled while holding your cup!
-when you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-repeat this process in turns
build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
tom: well jim, i bought all this beer for the bbq today, but it’s snowing out!
jim: no worries, tom! we can always invite everyone to play speed beer.
any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. brands such as monster, rock star, red bull, jolt cola, dark dog, stacker 2 stinger, lost and many, many others.
i’ve felt like hammered sh-t all morning, but i forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until i head home.
-sktfm
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