Speed lotioning
the act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
holly found herself speed lotioning’ on the way to work because she was already running late.
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