Speed Screen
using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. a speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. the idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.
a speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car’s braking habits. if he/she randomly hits their brakes, it’s likely that they’ve spotted an officer up the road. their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
the ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. the rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
example 1:
wife: can you drive faster, we’re late.
husband: i don’t want to get a ticket.
wife: just use a speed screen you p-ssy.
example 2:
driver: dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
p-ssenger: that’s a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
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