speed squeeze
a super quick dump. brought on by one of two methods: either you eat a lot of mexican food, or you can grease your b-m before you start for faster p–p completion.
guy: i took a speed squeeze today.
boy: you mean you were constipated?
guy: no, i used vaseline to make it go by faster.
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