speed swimmers


p-ssy athletes who waste good pool sp-ce on a “so called” sport. most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
waterpolo player 1: f-ck!!! we’ve got no pool sp-ce, f-cking speed swimmers use it all up, let’s go beat em’ up.
waterpolo player 2: you sure? they look pretty strong.
waterpolo player 1: d-mn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are p-ss-es!

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