SpeedBlaze
the alter ego of a someone who is employed at the walmart vision center. no one really knows the s-x of this someone. some people say male others say female. all we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. the weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all pork.
fellow 1: hey i went to the movies with royce to watch wanted!!
fellow 2: thats real gay..
fellow 1: speeeeeeeeeeeeeeedblazeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
fellow 2: um???
fellow 1: heh heh speedblaze..
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