Speediority


similar to seniority in concept, speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. the fastest person has the highest amount of speediority.
nick: “yo i wanna time the race, i got seniority.”
steve: “nope, i get to time, i have speediority.”
james: “steve is faster, he gets to time.”

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