Speedlin


v. the act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great david speedlin in a central catholic soccer game, thus making one’s opponents or self, respectively, look like a jack-ss.

n. an instance in which the proceeding occurs.
“dude i just speedlined your -ss in fifa!!!”
spppeeeeeedlin!

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