Speedo-Jerk
when you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to journey in a rural setting, privately.
the thought of her firm br–sts and round -ss drove the “little guy” to speedo-jerk.
(bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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