Speedo torpedo
a bulge in a person’s swimwear caused by either an erection extreme tightness.
“that dude has a speedo torpedo so big it could sink a battleship.”
speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a speedo.
stepanie said to mich-lle, “check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a speedo torpedo. he makes me want to spew.”
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