speedos & flip-flops weather


an expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it’said…
“phew…. it’s speedos & flip-flops weather…’ said little tommy while burning his -rs- on the hot sand…

“f-ck me… it’s speedos & flip-flops weather out here…” said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face…

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    the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on your partner’s back in a below freezing temperature environment. whereupon the frozen s-m-n is peeled off and fed to same partner. “the wife and i are going ice fishing this weekend.” “are you sure? it get’s cold out there.” “of course, mid-january is sperm chips season!”

  • leave em' then retrive em'

    to leave em’ then retrive em’ is when you have left your dirty prost-tute to make your pimp -ss some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the sl-t is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to “retrive” her! bro,last night i had to […]

  • flaboopada

    the soft bit of skin (or fat) under your arm, where a tricep should be. also referred to as bingo wings and tuckshop lady arms. for example – she would look lovely in that strapless dress if her flaboopadas were not so big. another example – when she pointed in the direction we should go, […]

  • quebec pizza

    poptarts with ketchup -french accent- ehh, i’ll make you the famous quebec pizza, it’s poptart with the ketchup, good. a quebec pizza is a toaster pastry, poptart, with ketchup on top. who ordered the quebec pizza, eh?

  • quebecunt

    physical traits: -most commonly a short white girl usualy in her teen years. -origin’s from the canadian province of quebec. -very pale, ugly body: a mediocre face, no br–sts and a man’s b-tt. phsychological traits: -always a little tw-t. -acts like an adult and always thinks she is hot. -thinks the world is around her […]


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