Speedsturbation
n. the process of masturbating under any time pressure. also a sport when played compet-tively.
i had a meeting in 5 minutes, but i just really needed to rub one off. i was speedsturbating my -ss off!
alright, everyone, you know the rules to speedsturbation. money in the pot in the center of the hallway. i say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all… go!
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