speedwaddle


speedwaddle, verb; an obese person’s attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.
i was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in wal-mart!
occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.
phil- “hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the mcdonalds’ line before it opens!”

darby- “i dont think so. it looks like percy tried to speed waddle in first.”
it applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace … but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.
susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.

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