Speedy BJ
speedy bj: the act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
it must be done while she is in the act of providing oral s-x.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
the result is the energizer bunny effect aka “speedy bj.”
give her a free perm.
lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
just tip her well.
guy: hey bro how was your friday?
guy2: it was great, i got a speedy bj!
guy: how much did that cost?
guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
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