Speedy the Turtle
the saddest turtle in the world. lives in the bas-m-nt of the cunha residence. even in harsh times such as winter with no heat. its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which i am typing on. if you tap on its sh-ll it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
wow you are sad, like speedy the turtle.
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