speem


the yellow milk of majesty, otherwise denoted by an in-body mixture of p-ss and sperm which is readily available for pump-loading and shooting like a water gun.
1) i held mr. wozniak’s cl-ss hostage with a bladder full of speem.
2) if speem could talk, what would it tell you?
n., v., adj., depending on context
1) noun – an undesireable item located within an oxymoronicly desireable circ-mstance
2) verb – a s-xual act which can be performed in closets and -only- in closets. details of said act can not be written as to read them would only result in multiple -rg-sms for the reader, thus the use of the word speeming, to protect the reader from such pleasure, should they be in a public place
3)adjective – the word becomes an adjective when the suffix ‘tastic’ is added. its a complimentary word and can be used referring to the positive appearance of someone’s feet or shoes, and only their feet/shoes.
1) “let’s go to the concert!!! aww, no! your car broke down!!! what a piece of speem!!!”
2) “johnny and jane were speeming again?!?! whoooa….so thats why they’ve been so happy this week….”
3) “amy! speemtastic shoes!”

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