Speider


norwegian word for scout, or tracker.

also, modern slang for hunter of opposite s-x, and nickname for persons percieved as ‘hunting big game’ e.g. having a larger number ofs-xual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.

also used for persons with percieved large ‘hunting spear’
major: “general, i believe the enemy has a speider in the woods, surveying us!”

also:

guy 1: that dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
guy 2: yeah. he’s speider.

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