Spejack
the short form of sp-j-c-l-t-.
the process of spontaneously -j-c-l-t-ng on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the p-n-s. unlike -j-c-l-t–n the p-n-s may not always be erect. sp-j-c-l-t–n is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous -rg-sms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. though its occurrence is quite rare, sp-j-c-l-t–n occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining s-xual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
“i spejacked my pants!”
“i don’t know why but i always seem to spejack my pants at the t-tty bar :(”
“poor dude! he totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!”
“ever since i went celibate i seem to always spejack at parties”
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