Spelch
pr-nunciation: \’spelch\
function: verb
etymology: early 21st century evolution from the old english ‘spebealcan’ before 12th century
|intransitive verb|
1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.
upon completion of an angry blow-job, samantha spelched in rod’s face.
the sound two bodies make on b-mping into each other on uncovered fleshy areas.
and when they b-mped into each other, the stomachs spelched! or i go to the gym to spelch with the cute looking chickies.
the act of c-mming in ones -n-s. the intent is the “pre-act” to f-lch-ng.
after mary finished tossing my salad she attemped to felch me, but how could she? tom had yet to spelch in my -ss.
insipid, often depraved musings from the cl-ss of literati who gratuitously wield their shadow as an exhibitionistic means of auto-eroticism.
george’s disillusionment with the mundane and his occult fascinations are coupled to inspire a peculiar brand of spelch, the latest form of which is a vaguely humorous rant on the virtues of blood-letting.
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