Speller’s Cramp
a grammatical affliction common among users of email, online chat, and text messaging, wherein the afflicted deem themselves too busy and too stupid to spell correctly.
“were u at? met me at the mal after wok and well go shoppeng. oops. i got serous speller’s cramp! lol.”
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