Spelling Bee-otch
1. someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. the words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.
2. someone who has a f-cked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
“my name is pam jones….that’s p-a-m….j-o-n-e-s.” said the spelling bee-otch
“my name is joe smith…j as in jammin’, o as in octopus, e as in enlightenment….s as in socialism, m as in macho, i as in illicit, t as in tangerine, and h as in heavenly”
“sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”
“my name is jaxq villaxiquocal.”
“can you spell that please, sir.”
“no, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch i’m afraid that i just can’t help you today, sir.”
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