spellingosis
a rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.
the teacher read the e-mail that said: “sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better… ineed your imput on my prob”
the teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.
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